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Not All Rednecks Are From the South, or How To Start Your Own RV Park With
No Money Down
Recently, enterprising trailer owners posted a seven-day vacation in their
trailer in Jaffrey, New Hampshire, on eBay. Billing it as a "Podunk REDNECK
Deluxe Trailer Vacation Getaway YEEHAW!! We've Got Bologna & Cold Beer
Waitin'", the auction netted the family $630.
As the owner proudly explained,
"This little beauty sleeps 7 adults! Perfect for that special family style
honeymoon getaway. There's a view of the small dinette that folds down to a twin
bed and the view of the full size tent end. It's real comfortable! The trailer
even has AIR CONDITIONING! There's the large dining area...plenty of room for
playing poker! It folds into a queen bed! There's a queen size tent end on this
end too! You can sleep all the cousins and STILL have room for Bubba! The 3
burner stove is great for fryin' up that bologna or that BIG fish caught down at
the lake! There's plenty of fishin here! Running water and FREE TOILET PAPER
INCLUDED!"
Don't laugh. How many RV resorts do you know get $630 for a
week?
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Luxurious accommodations.
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Snacks provided.
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The "campground" pool. |
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